Yes dear readers, I have recycled that photo from over a year ago. Why have I done this? Because I have realized that it explains everything we need to know about the Comb Over in Chief. Think about it… a spoiled two-year-old brat : Donald Trump is the same as “but I want it!” […]

Dear readers, are you confused about the Guardians of Parsimoniousness’ (GOP) latest health bill, the American Health Care Act? Do you wonder how such a bill could ever be considered, much less passed? Do you believe that “health care” doesn’t mean what the Garrulous Old People think it means? Then, dear reader, you must first understand that […]

“Hello Jews! It’s Holocaust Day today. Did you know that? Yeah? Really? So this is kinda sad. And we remember all the jews today who passed away in the holocaust. It was bad. Really, really bad. In fact, it was almost as bad as what’s going on in Chicago. Have you seen that? I mean […]

Oh dear readers these are the times that try our souls….. And speaking of time, does it feel like Hair Trump has been president for just days? Yeah, I know, it seems like, well, years doesn’t it? That’s how I realized that we need a new measurement of time: Trump Years. Think of it like dog […]

The Prevaricator of the United States of America tweeted: Terrible! Just found out that Obama had my “wires tapped” in Trump Tower just before the victory. Nothing found. This is McCarthyism! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 4, 2017 And then he tweeted: How low has President Obama gone to tapp my phones during the very […]

Early this morning, pre-sentient Trump tweeted that he has conclusive proof that Mars is tapping his brain. According to the supreme cheeto: “The losers on Mars are trying to make me appear crazy. Sad!” White House sources report that they have all been ordered to wear tin-foil hats to “screw Mars.” Kellyanne Conway was later […]

Dear reader, after a weekend in which we learned that our special needs president threw a tizzy and North Korea’s equally stable Kim Jung Un threw some missiles (bringing us one twit-snit from nuclear war), I thought maybe we should start the week with something a little lighter from the celebrity files, no? So there […]