Donald Trump, pictured above, has joined the fray in the Guardians of the Patriarchy Presidential Campaign–Whitening the White House Tour 2016.
Waging a stream of raciousness campaign, The Dumble has recently emerged as the contender for the GOP’s top spot.
And while some wonder if The Dumble is truly committed to actually running, we say give it to him. Go ahead and anoint The Dumble King of the Caucasian Cause.
Let him fire Mexico. We don’t need them.
We can do our own dirty, stinking, back breaking work.
For $7.25 an hour.