Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Dogs of Debate!

The GOP Whitening the White House Campaign Tour 2016 Begins

Tonight Amurica will be feted with an embarrassment of stupidiousness racism political polemics. Featuring a cast of ten, skimmed from the frothy surface of obstinance conservatism. Truly these people men have risen to the top:

Businessman Donald Trump
Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush
Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker
Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee
Former surgeon Ben Carson
Texas Sen. Ted Cruz
Florida Sen. Marco Rubio
Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie
Ohio Gov. John Kasich
– via TPM

And Democracy’s spirit, ranging for truth,
With delusion by her side come hot from the pit of lies,
Shall in this land with a muted voice
Cry ‘Havoc,’ and let slip the dogs of debate;
That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
With white men (and one black man), groaning for significance.

(with deepest apologies to Will)


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