I Saw Bernie’s Hair!


The Truth About Westlake Park Revealed!

I was there.

I admit it.

I was in the crowd when Bernie Sanders, the wishful thinkers candidate for President of the Untied United States of America, tried to speak at Westlake Park in Seattle. I say “tried to speak” because he was famously interrupted by protestors from #BlackLivesMatterMelissa Harris-Perry).

As an eye witness to the event I can attest to the following fact:

  • Bernie Sanders does NOT have a comb-over

I saw it with my own two eyes.

And I was sober!

No Really. I was.

And apparently I am a racist.

I had no clue.

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