Voting Rites

It’s time to man-up Amurica!

As we enter the most stupidious of seasons–when politicians are allowed to roam free and spew forth their frothy mix of ignorance and arrogance–it seems that some are complaining about voting rights. Yet again.

Since 2008, states across the country have passed measures to make it harder for Americans—particularly black people, the elderly, students, and people with disabilities—to exercise their fundamental right to cast a ballot. These measures include voter ID laws, cuts to early voting, and purges of voter rolls.
– via American Civil Liberties Union

Oh please.

I think it’s time we get some skin in the game Amurica.

No I mean real skin….

Now that’s a rite!

Just imagine how much more focused we would be if we really had to sacrifice something to vote. Oh, I don’t know…maybe like a first born son.

Too biblical?

How about the dog?


The neighbor’s dog?

OK, maybe you would prefer this?

Or this?

Then again, maybe this is more to our liking….



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