Paul Ryan Has A Condition…

And its getting worse.

Paul Ryan, pictured above, has issued his terms for accepting the Speaker of the House position. In addition to having the Geezer’s Of Persnicketiness GOP rename the Republican Party the Randican Party, the erstwhile elocutionist wants:

  • Total obeisance
  • Compliance with Ryan’s Rules
  • Everyone to hold hands and sing “Cumbaya
  • And a pony

The House Freedumb Caucasians Caucus has until Friday to accept his demands or Ryan stops speaking.

Or something like that.

Bottom line, Paul Ryan does have a condition that could prevent him from being Speaker of the House:

It’s either politikí aftoktonía-phobia or presidential megalomania.

Decisions. Decisions.


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