Monthly Archives: November 2015

You Shall Not Pass

Don’t even think about it… Donald Trump, pictured above, has taken a break from threatening defaming discussing Mexican immigrants to expand his repertoire to include Syrians: Donald Trump said he would deport all Syrian refugees who settle in the U.S. if elected president. “Anybody that’s brought into this country from the migration is going to […]

Statue of Limitations

Dr. Ben Insists He Really Did Commit Attempted Murder Yep. You DID read that correctly. The Gadflies of Paternalism GOP frontrunner, Ben Carson, pictured above, is insisting that he really did try to kill someone. Carson went on Fox News’s The Kelly File last night to respond, telling Megyn Kelly that the idea that he […]