Statue of Limitations

Dr. Ben Insists He Really Did Commit Attempted Murder


You DID read that correctly.

The Gadflies of Paternalism GOP frontrunner, Ben Carson, pictured above, is insisting that he really did try to kill someone.

Carson went on Fox News’s The Kelly File last night to respond, telling Megyn Kelly that the idea that he could have misrepresented his past was absurd and insulting, and that the person he tried to stab was a close relative who did not wish to come forward. In his memoir, the person he stabbed was identified as a friend, not a relative.
– via Daily Intelligencer

And apparently that is garnering the candidate even more support.

Ok, just so we’re clear on this, to be a contending Republican Candidate for President of the United States of America in 2016 you have to be:

Got it.

Can’t wait until November 8, 2016.



  1. Don’t you love the selection we have to choose from?



    1. I’m planning on drinking heavily while I fill in my ballot next year. Maybe I’ll start a “Drink the Vote” campaign. Cheers.

      Liked by 1 person

      1. There ya go, random selection is probably just as effective. Natural selection clearly hasn’t kicked in yet.



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