Don’t even think about it…

Donald Trump, pictured above, has taken a break from threatening defaming discussing Mexican immigrants to expand his repertoire to include Syrians:

Donald Trump said he would deport all Syrian refugees who settle in the U.S. if elected president.

“Anybody that’s brought into this country from the migration is going to be out,” Trump said at a rally in Knoxville, Tenn.
– via ABC News

And of course everyone else in the running for the Guardians of Purity GOP Party’s 2016 Campaign to Whiten the White House–Ben Carson being the exception has to have something even more inflammatory flamboyant to say:

Ben Carson: Stop funding them (what does that even mean? And is that before or after we fill the pyramids with grain)

Marco Rubio: Turn them away (like an encyclopedia salesman?)

Ted Cruz: Ban them — unless they’re Christian (are you sure you want to say that?)

Jeb Bush: Strengthen screenings, and focus on helping Christians (et tu Jeb!)

Rand Paul: Block their visas (you’re really not trying anymore are you?)

John Kasich: Ban them — and keep them out of Ohio (but if they’re in Indiana that’s Ok? How about Michigan?)

Carly Fiorina: No more humanitarian efforts (you really do have a Dalmatian coat don’t you?)

Mike Huckabee: “Close our borders,” and place refugees in “encampments” abroad (Oh, I know this one…encampments like Dachau or Manzanar)

Chris Christie: Ban them — even the kids (even the kids?!?)

– via ThinkProgress

Dear readers, I think we are approaching Maximum Stupidiousness, the point at which I quit typing, throw the computer against the wall and start drinking.

Heavily.