Monthly Archives: March 2016

…and Your Mother Wears Army Boots!!!

I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I? Fight! Fight! Fight! Oh yeah, baby! It’s on! DONNIE “THE CRY BABY” TRUMP vs. “LYIN” TED CRUZ LIVE FROM THE TWITTERDOME It seems that whenever the world turns its attention to something other than the GOP (Gasbags of Putrescence) racial purity contest, someone throws a fit and drags us down […]

The Elephant in the Room

Primaries, Delegates and Riots…Oh my! So the Guardians Of Privilege (GOP) are having a party and they really don’t want to invite Donald Trump. It seems he’s just not their kind of person. He’s just a little “too”, if you know what they mean…. Too racist. Too crass. Too violent. And that’s just too many […]

THE MEASURE OF A MAN

Introducing the Penile System So this is the new bone of contention for the Gulpers of Pills (GOP)… SIZE Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the qualifications for running for president just got bigger. And this was thrust on us by Marc Rubio. “He said I have small hands — I’m actually 6’3″, not 6’2″ — but […]

America, You So Funny

You Got Really Me… Oh America, you never cease to amaze me! Why just when I thought it was getting so dark and depressing around here, you go and do something like this. I must admit, I didn’t think you had it in you. I mean we’ve had a lot of laughs in the past, […]