I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Oh yeah, baby!
DONNIE “THE CRY BABY” TRUMP vs. “LYIN” TED CRUZ
LIVE FROM THE TWITTERDOME
It seems that whenever the world turns its attention to something other than the GOP (Gasbags of Putrescence) racial purity contest, someone throws a fit and drags us down another rung on our casual descent into hell:
Demonstrating his emotional aptitude for the presidency, Trump responded:
Trump, in a tweet Tuesday night, slammed “Lyin’ Ted Cruz” for the ad and threatened to go after the Texas senator’s wife, Heidi Cruz:
Lyin’ Ted Cruz just used a picture of Melania from a G.Q. shoot in his ad. Be careful, Lyin’ Ted, or I will spill the beans on your wife!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 23, 2016
– via www.cbsnews.com
So here we are ladies and gentlemen, heading into the Republican Contention with the pressing issues of Melania’s state of undress and Heidi’s beans.
This after having spent a week pondering prospective presidential phallacies.
And the threat of riots if the right phallus isn’t the chosen one.
Next week I’m sure we’ll be contemplating the relative merits of rubber and glue and whether one sticks or bounces back to you.
Is that Dante I hear?
I think he’s saying: “Abandon all hope ye who enter here”.
I guess we’ll find out soon enough.