Monthly Archives: April 2016

Potty Politics

Make America’s Bathrooms Great Again Ted Cruz has found the issue that will propel him to the foreskin forefront of the GOP’s (Guardians of Pee) Urinary Primary race: Securing America’s bathrooms from the Transgendered! “Donald on television this morning said, gosh, he thought that men should be able to go into the girl’s bathroom if […]

White Out

Last night Rachel Maddow, MSNBC’s answer to Glenn Beck, did a segment in which she talked about U.S. Senators and who they support for president and then this happened: So, yeah, honest mistake. Peter King, a homo racistus from New York, and Angus King, a slightly more evolved homo politicus mendacium, are sooo totally alike. […]

Im-Posters!!!

STUPIDIOUSNESS EXCLUSIVE! THE TRUTH REVEALED!!! After extensive drinking research in the dark bowels of the series of tubes we call the internet, our plumbers reporters have discovered the true presidential campaign posters.If you’re squeamish, click here, otherwise….. THE MENSCH OF LA MANCHA   CLINTON CARMA   KASICH LITE   TED CRUZADE   DONNY’S NEW CLOTHES