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Trump U

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Oh boy, three weeks of binge drinking to wash the taste of “Nomimee Trump” out of my mouth, and I semi-sober up to this???

Are you trumpin’ kiddin’ me?!?

Ok. Alright.

So the nominee of one of two political parties is being sued…

New York’s attorney general, who is leading a lawsuit against Trump University there, made his view of the case clear on Thursday: “It’s fraud. This is straight up fraud.”

Eric Schneiderman laced into presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump over the suit during an appearance on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe,” repeatedly describing the businessman as dishonest and manipulative in his role with the now-defunct program.

“The law is very clear. The law protects the gullible as well as the sophisticated. As we’ve seen over the course of the last year, there are a lot of people who fall for Mr. Trump’s promises and rhetoric,” Schneiderman said.  via CNN

Well, it’s not like the other one is any better….

So, what does the Dumble have to say for himself?

“The trial is going to take place sometime in November. There should be no trial. This should have been dismissed on summary judgment easily, everybody says it. But I have judge who is a hater of Donald Trump, a hater. He’s a hater,” Trump said.

“I could have settled this case many times, but I don’t want to settle cases when we are right. I don’t believe in it. And when you start settling cases, you know what happens? Everybody sues you because you get known as settler. One thing about me, I am not known as a settler,” Trump told the crowd.  via CNN

Mmm-k. The judge is a hater. A Mexican hater. And Trump is no settler.

According to USA Today, Trump has been involved in 3,500 lawsuits–a new record for those of you keeping score at home. And they provided some nifty graphics to make all of this easy for us to follow:

Trump lawsuits Plaintiff vs Defendent

Trump lawsuits How the cases have gone

Trump lawsuits How the cases have gone 2

Ok, so doing the math…um…er…(where’s my damn calculator)…we get Trump settling lawsuits about 22% of the time.

Ok. Not a settler. Most of the time. More than a fifth, but less than a fourth!

Maybe we should all chillout and take the Newt’s advice:

“…you just have to relax and take it…”  via Salon

So to all you haters out there:

Trump U!


One comment

  1. I’m surprised he hasn’t said how all the attorney’s love him and he has the attorney vote in a landslide. At least the attorney’s will do well under a Drumpf presidency.


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