C’mon America, Really?
Ok, I get it. You’re really pissed off. You’ve had it with politicians who promise you the moon and the stars, and give you the same old crap when they get elected.
Really, America, I do understand. We all feel it.
Have you really looked at what you’re putting in your mouth?
Are you sure you know where it’s been?
I really don’t think it’s what you think it is.
It’s like that sex toy you bought a couple of years ago. You know, the one that’s in your underwear drawer at the very back?
Yeah. That one.
It looked so good. You imagined the very bestest golly-gosh whizzbangs of all whizzbangs.
But in reality it just hurt.
Yep. It’s like that.
So put down that fuzzy cheeto.
Take a good stiff drink.
And order the spinach.
It may not be what you want, but at least it’s not going to hurt you.
Now, about that toy…..