Monthly Archives: January 2017

Size Matters…

The Trumpuppet’s victory was the most biggest ever… The Comb-Over Cheeto’s Inauguration crowds were supercalifragilisticexpialidocious… The Moscovian Candidate would have won the popular vote too but more than a billion illegals voted against him… Unfair!!! Lying press won’t tell you the truth!!! <Foot stomp!!!> Waaaaah!!! Apparently some things are much smaller than we thought they […]

And Now for Some Local News….

Here in Seattle we have a progressive bent (it hangs to the left). So we are always looking for new ways to make things friendlier, more…reductive to the point of childish simplicity. And so we are presented with the above: our new foody-cons. Because letter grades were too stigmatizing. But they need to add one […]

2017 Resolutions…

Nyet me!   Russian accent optional…. Dear Comrades Readers, Zdravstvuj! I have hacked¬†started working for Stupidiousness, the pre-eminent faux news service in whole known world. I am 400-pound, 12 year-old boy living in mother’s basement.¬†I currently writing this while wearing Putin Poo-Bear Pajamas. I have many useful idiots friends. Among these is very special friend. […]

You Gotta Believe…

Ok, 2016 sucked. Really bad. But you know it’s going to be better than 2017, the year the Puppet-Elect becomes Putin’s Puppet of The Un-united States. So we have to keep 2016 alive. Yeah I know it’s sucks but do you really want 2017? No. I didn’t think so. So to keep 2016 alive, you […]