Russian accent optional….
hacked started working for Stupidiousness, the pre-eminent faux news service in whole known world.
I am 400-pound, 12 year-old boy living in mother’s basement. I currently writing this while wearing
Putin Poo-Bear Pajamas.
I have many
useful idiots friends.
Among these is very special friend. You can call him Mr. T.
Sounds manly, no?
Mr. T has just gotten new job. I DID NOT help get new job. Nyet!
He totally got on his own. Da.
Anyway, you will like him very much!
He is very great man!
Almost as great as most manliest man ever! Vladimir Putin! Da!
But he is not him. Just almost as best.
You are very lucky that he is new
puppet president for you!
He will be very
So I wish you most happy new years.
the bestest writer for Stupidiousness