And Now for Some Local News….



Here in Seattle we have a progressive bent (it hangs to the left). So we are always looking for new ways to make things friendlier, more…reductive to the point of childish simplicity.

And so we are presented with the above: our new foody-cons.

Because letter grades were too stigmatizing.

But they need to add one more category…


DISGUSTING, this restaurant serves food poisoning. AVOID ALL CONTACT.

I humbly submit this addition to the King County Board of Health without copyright protections to promote the public good.



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