Donald Trump, Puppet of the
Russian United States (POTUS), and Steve Bannon, American Strategist Supreme for the Holy Oligarch Leninist Empire (ASSHOLE), shown above, have been prank calling world leaders in a hillarious preview of their reality TV sitcom to be titled POTUS & ASSHOLE Screw the World.
According to insiders Australia’s Malcolm Turnbull drew the short straw and got pranked first. Although there are rumors that Mexico’s Enrique Pena Nieto might have had that honor but producers decided to can the scene because apparently threatening to invade Mexico is not as funny as you would think it is.
Upcoming episodes are said to include a conference call involving all NATO leaders informing them that the US is withdrawing from the alliance–sure to be one of the most hysterical of them all–and a one-on-one tete-a-tete with Argentina’s Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner about what she really looks like a bikini.
Good clean fun for the whole family.
Fox will be hosting it, of course, and episodes are expected to be airing soon. Check your local listings….