In honor of his unpresidented
puppetry presidency, Cheetoz announces our inaugural bag of Crazy Tweetin’ Cheetoz–Extra Cranky featuring his orangeness himself…Donald Trump!
We’ve packed every tweetin cheeto with one third more faux cheese than regular Cheetoz. And we’ve added some of the Cheeto-in-Chief’s favorite cranky tweetin words like: SAD, FAKE NEWS and the ever popular LOSER.
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Now available at Trump properties near you.