Monthly Archives: March 2017

Cowardly Lyin’

The Prevaricator of the United States of America tweeted: Terrible! Just found out that Obama had my “wires tapped” in Trump Tower just before the victory. Nothing found. This is McCarthyism! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 4, 2017 And then he tweeted: How low has President Obama gone to tapp my phones during the very […]

Mars A-Taps!

Early this morning, pre-sentient Trump tweeted that he has conclusive proof that Mars is tapping his brain. According to the supreme cheeto: “The losers on Mars are trying to make me appear crazy. Sad!” White House sources report that they have all been ordered to wear tin-foil hats to “screw Mars.” Kellyanne Conway was later […]

Le Feministe Fatale

Dear reader, after a weekend in which we learned that our special needs president threw a tizzy and North Korea’s equally stable Kim Jung Un threw some missiles (bringing us one twit-snit from nuclear war), I thought maybe we should start the week with something a little lighter from the celebrity files, no? So there […]

Dear World

World, hey we need to talk…. You know that things here in the old US of A are not, well, shall we say “normal”. In fact, things are very different now and you may need to adjust your thinking. We are going through what we all hope is a phase–a very, very short phase. And […]