Monthly Archives: April 2017

A Transcriplation of President Trump’s Holocaust Speech…

“Hello Jews! It’s Holocaust Day today. Did you know that? Yeah? Really? So this is kinda sad. And we remember all the jews today who passed away in the holocaust. It was bad. Really, really bad. In fact, it was almost as bad as what’s going on in Chicago. Have you seen that? I mean […]

Trump Years

Oh dear readers these are the times that try our souls….. And speaking of time, does it feel like Hair Trump has been president for just days? Yeah, I know, it seems like, well, years doesn’t it? That’s how I realized that we need a new measurement of time: Trump Years. Think of it like dog […]