Oh dear readers these are the times that try our souls…..
And speaking of time, does it feel like Hair Trump has been president for just days?
Yeah, I know, it seems like, well, years doesn’t it?
That’s how I realized that we need a new measurement of time: Trump Years.
Think of it like dog years, only with more housebreaking and training pads.
Does anyone have some newspaper I can roll up?
Or maybe a shock collar?