Trumsplained.

 

 

Yes dear readers, I have recycled that photo from over a year ago.

Why have I done this? Because I have realized that it explains everything we need to know about the Comb Over in Chief.

Think about it…

a spoiled two-year-old brat : Donald Trump is the same as “but I want it!” : “I have the absolute right to share with Russia”

I knew those stupid word relationship test questions would come in handy someday.

Now it is all clear.

  • Putin : Daddy
  • Democrats : Broccoli
  • Military : Toys
  • Press : Poopy Diapers
  • Sean Spicer : Teething Ring
  • Steve Bannon : Creepy Uncle
  • Ivanka Trump : Hot Babysitter

It’s obvious now isn’t it?

Just look at everything as a spoiled two-year-old brat would and you can understand Our Little Trumpikins.

Trumpcare didn’t pass? “Not my fault! Those meany democrats won’t share!”

Muslim ban overturned? “Stupid courts, I hate you!”

Russian diplomats come to call? “Is Daddy coming? Does he still love me? If I tell you a secret will you bring him next time?”

Now that that’s clear, let’s all hope that no one schedules a play date with North Korea’s Lil’ Un. The resulting tantrum could earn us all a permanent time out.

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2 comments

  1. Okay, ruined my computer screen. Laughed so hard I sprayed it with coffee over “Democrats: Broccoli”!

    I’m almost (not really) feeling sorry for poor Spicer. He’s gotta need major physical therapy every night to untie those knots he ties himself into trying to explain shit!

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    1. Sorry for Spicey? Hmmm, I’m going to have to think about that. Um, no.

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