Yes dear readers, I have recycled that photo from over a year ago.
Why have I done this? Because I have realized that it explains everything we need to know about the Comb Over in Chief.
Think about it…
a spoiled two-year-old brat : Donald Trump is the same as “but I want it!” : “I have the absolute right to share with Russia”
I knew those stupid word relationship test questions would come in handy someday.
Now it is all clear.
- Putin : Daddy
- Democrats : Broccoli
- Military : Toys
- Press : Poopy Diapers
- Sean Spicer : Teething Ring
- Steve Bannon : Creepy Uncle
- Ivanka Trump : Hot Babysitter
It’s obvious now isn’t it?
Just look at everything as a spoiled two-year-old brat would and you can understand Our Little Trumpikins.
Trumpcare didn’t pass? “Not my fault! Those meany democrats won’t share!”
Muslim ban overturned? “Stupid courts, I hate you!”
Russian diplomats come to call? “Is Daddy coming? Does he still love me? If I tell you a secret will you bring him next time?”
Now that that’s clear, let’s all hope that no one schedules a play date with North Korea’s Lil’ Un. The resulting tantrum could earn us all a permanent time out.