Monthly Archives: August 2017

A Whiter Shade of Fail Part Deux

Our Hair Piece in Chief has tried his best. Really he has. He’s tried bait and switch. He’s tried insults. He’s tried bringing the world to the brink of nuclear war. And now he’s affirmed that he is a racist. And still no one has impeached him. What’s a guy gottta do to get out […]

Where oh where have I been….

Sloshed, oh Sloshed where have you been? I’ve been to Canada to see about moving. Sloshed, oh Sloshed what did you see? I saw a land that is Trump-free. Sloshed, oh Sloshed what did you do? I set up camps and wayposts for me and you. Sloshed, oh Sloshed when should we leave? I’ll be […]