Category humor

A Whiter Shade of Fail Part Deux

Our Hair Piece in Chief has tried his best. Really he has. He’s tried bait and switch. He’s tried insults. He’s tried bringing the world to the brink of nuclear war. And now he’s affirmed that he is a racist. And still no one has impeached him. What’s a guy gottta do to get out […]

Where oh where have I been….

Sloshed, oh Sloshed where have you been? I’ve been to Canada to see about moving. Sloshed, oh Sloshed what did you see? I saw a land that is Trump-free. Sloshed, oh Sloshed what did you do? I set up camps and wayposts for me and you. Sloshed, oh Sloshed when should we leave? I’ll be […]

Trumsplained.

    Yes dear readers, I have recycled that photo from over a year ago. Why have I done this? Because I have realized that it explains everything we need to know about the Comb Over in Chief. Think about it… a spoiled two-year-old brat : Donald Trump is the same as “but I want it!” […]

Explaining the American Health Care Act

Dear readers, are you confused about the Guardians of Parsimoniousness’ (GOP) latest health bill, the American Health Care Act? Do you wonder how such a bill could ever be considered, much less passed? Do you believe that “health care” doesn’t mean what the Garrulous Old People think it means? Then, dear reader, you must first understand that […]

A Transcriplation of President Trump’s Holocaust Speech…

“Hello Jews! It’s Holocaust Day today. Did you know that? Yeah? Really? So this is kinda sad. And we remember all the jews today who passed away in the holocaust. It was bad. Really, really bad. In fact, it was almost as bad as what’s going on in Chicago. Have you seen that? I mean […]

Trump Years

Oh dear readers these are the times that try our souls….. And speaking of time, does it feel like Hair Trump has been president for just days? Yeah, I know, it seems like, well, years doesn’t it? That’s how I realized that we need a new measurement of time: Trump Years. Think of it like dog […]

Cowardly Lyin’

The Prevaricator of the United States of America tweeted: Terrible! Just found out that Obama had my “wires tapped” in Trump Tower just before the victory. Nothing found. This is McCarthyism! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 4, 2017 And then he tweeted: How low has President Obama gone to tapp my phones during the very […]